today is Chuck Norris' 70th birthday. he's not really 70 years old, people just haven't figured out yet to count his age in Chuck years instead of normal human years. here are some Chuck Norris facts though that THE Chuck Norris picked out as some of his favorites: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Outer space exists bec...
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brownies seem to be the craze of things to give to brett these days. ha, no idea why that is, but trust me, i'm more than okay with it. a couple of weeks ago, my wonderful girlfriend fixes me a rubbermaid container full. two weeks later, one of the s...
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so i was going through the record books here at j103 and came across some rather cool things. i found all sorts of cool stuff, like Ted's first body-building bikini, Steve's personally-autographed lunch pail from Albert Einstein (he taught Steve's class when he was a kid once) and Mike's pair of spectacles (you see kids, when 'glasses' are over a certain age, you have to call them 'spectacles). the coolest thing though i ra...
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you know the commercials... you've seen them swallow adult humans whole... they now even have begun to absorb our four-legged pals... SNUGGIES. they latch on to the front of people the world over, and now they have invaded the J103 office!!! i snapp...
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this is going to be really short, but i just had to share it. one of the most annoying things in the world: someone letting out the air in your air mattress while you are still sleeping on it. man i hate that!...
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ok, so here's how i'd like this to work...ask me a question. yep, pretty much that's it. you can ask me whatever you'd like to. it can be work-related, personal, spiritual or silly. anything! this isn't necessarily an 'ask brett for advice' thing or whatever, more along the lines of giving you an insight into how my racked brain works (scary...i know). you can leave a comment below the bl...
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