JFest Battle...to the death???
Brett Ritchey
04.25.2012

ok, so no. we couldn't have an all out brawl between the bands with medieval weaponry, it would deny too many other people the joy of seeing B429, Sidewalk Prophets, Chris August and Dara Maclean (cause we all know the Kutless guys would emerge victorious in battle). what i can do though is imagine different scenarios in which i would prefer one of the artists over another. and i did. (this is the kind of crazy stuff i think up in my spare time)


so without any more verbage, here's my superlative list when it comes to the JFest artists:


Best band to play putt-putt with: Sidewalk Prophets - these guys are just too goofy and fun to not enjoy an ultra-competitive/cutthroat game of mini-golf with!


Best band to go hunting/fishing with: Dara Maclean - the lady grew up in Texas. she must know how to hunt!


Best band to go shopping with: Building 429 - you thought i was going to say Dara didn't you? but have you seen the amount of eyeliner and hair product B429 uses??? not to mention their fashionably hipster grunge rock attire!


Best band to play pickup basketball with: Kutless - not because they're exceptionaly tall or athletic looking, but because their lead singer is bald. bald on the court is intimidating.


Best band to go out to eat with: Chris August - the guy wrote a whole song about candy! need i say more!