Who's On The Air?
J103:
THE RIDE HOME WITH MIKE LEE
Bad Joke of the Day Archive:
What do flies wear on their feet? Shoos.
What's black and white and hides out in a cave? A zebra that owes money.
Who is green and sings? Elvis Parsley
What do you call a puffy space alien? A martian-mellow.
What part of the road is always crying? The breakdown lane!!!
What do astronauts eat for dinner? Launch meat.
What has more lives than a cat? A frog - it croaks every night.
What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? Any dog. Buildings can't jump.
How do you make gold soup? Add 14 carrots.
Where do cows go on Friday night? To the moooo-vies.
Did you hear about the peanut in the hospital? He was a-salted!
Why was the room of married people empty? Because there wasn't a single person there.
What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie? A dog that tears your leg off and then runs for help!!
What did the mother buffalo say to her son as he left school? Bison!
Where did the little king keep his armies? Up his sleevies!!!
What did the Mayonnaise say to refrigerator? Close the door, I'm dressing!
Why were the suspenders arrested? For holding up a pair of pants.
What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine? A slow poke!
Why was Cinderella so lousy at baseball? She had a pumpkin for a coach and was always running from the ball!!
Why don't ducks carry spare change? They all have bills!
What did Delaware? A Brand New Jersey!
Why does a chicken coop have only two doors? If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
What did one frog say to the other? Time sure if fun when you're having flies.
Why did the one handed man cross the road?? 'Cause the second hand store was across the street.
Why do people wear perfume and cologne to church? Because they sit on pews.
What is the differnce between boogers and brocolli? You can get a kid to eat boogers.
How do you get a kleenex to dance? Put a little boogie in it!!
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff!
Why do the French eat snails? They don't like fast food.
What type of footwear do frogs wear? Open-toad !
How do you know if the head chef is a clown? When the food tastes funny.
How do you kill a circus? Go straight for the juggler!
Go for thou call a midget fortune teller who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me!!!
