I stepped on the scale and I gained 3 lbs. and Beth freaked out...
and her being very very analytical... she came up with a formula to
find out which foods are making me gain the weight...she devised a
diet that has two constants and one variable... and now according
to her I will be eating oatmeal and blueberries for breakfast every
day and the smelliest concoction of black beans,
broccoli and barley for lunch every day until she can put together
a spreadsheet of dietary restrictions that keeps my weight at
160...